Sony PSP sucks
Apparently there is no grassroots outpouring of love for Sony’s PSP. People don’t like it and don’t make fan websites so Sony took matters into its own hands and went back to their old standby - fake-ass reviews, remember David Manning, well now we have a fake PSP fan site.
Read all about it at the Inquirer.
Here’s a parody of Sony’s appalling (and now defunct) fake fansite, www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.com:
December 26th, 2006 at 11:01 am
the PSP sucks ass. not only do all the games for it suck, they’re way to strict when it comes to running homemade software.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
We cant say it sucks, but yes its protable so it cant have like 100gb free hard disk space like computers or ps3.So dont make a webpage Sony Sucks, no we dont think so.Do you like the cameras,consoles or other products we sell?
We cant say that we are the best but the world will be much different without us.
December 20th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
We are not against Sony, nor do we think that it sucks. But we do not think that Sony should design consoles or other hardware without taking serious dedication to it. The PS3 could have been better than it is now if Sony took some time to improve it.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
sony suck my cock.its so dam expensive.they dont know how to make a fair and lower price.they just sucks too much.and they are stupid.they are beggers.they sell junks to people.like ps3 and psp.even xbox 360 and wii and ds won that suck psp.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
psp IS SO DAM EXPENSIVE.IT JUST SUCKS TOO MUCH.THEY ARE LOSING MONEY EVERY DAY.AND SELLING JUNKS
April 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
PSP IS OBSOLETE LET ALONE SUCKIE……….
ONE SCREEN OBSOLETE
NO TOUCH SCREEN OBSOLETE
LONG LOADING TIMES OBSOLETE
DISC BASED MEDIUM WHAT EVER ITS A FLASH ERA SONY
THE MACHINE WAS LEFT OBSOLETE BY DS AND NOW DSi
its a gameboy era design for chrst sakes
June 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
look man the psp doesnt suck but the problem for the psp is the battery life,controls,price including the games
July 5th, 2009 at 4:50 am
I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.
August 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
fuck you psp
October 27th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
The PSP does suck. If you want to watch a movie, you have to convert the file for the PSP. This can over 2 fucking hours. In this time you could have watched the movie on your computer. The PSP is techniccly OUTDATED. Don’t buy. If you do, buy it second, and pirate all the games, cuz there aren’t any good games for it anyway,
November 4th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I’m neck deep in this stuff full time. I couldn’t agree more! Very insiteful and right on!! Great post. - Charly C&G
November 4th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Sony does suck they are dumb if they think they dont suck. The workers there probably think they suck too. The head untis suck the speakers suck the subs suck the cameras suck the psp sucks the ps2 sucked and the ps3 still sucks. Good luck keeping their crap working for more than a year because chances are the very week afer your warranty expires the junk they sold dyou will stop working. You are correct sonyentertainment you all are not the best not even close. I don’t even know how sony manages to have any customers left you can not hardly find more than a handleful of post on the internet saying anything good about them. Why? Because they suck.
December 21st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Well it’s about time, PSP does suck!! You all should be playing with Plumbers on the DS, even better Mario Kart…………..with Plumbers….Yeeeep much better!
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Sure we can say Sony sucks! Why, because it’s the honest to God truth, that’s why.
December 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Heres another another sony product that sucks, their ereader pocket book. You can’t download software for it, their site is all $#%^&^* up, and their tech support is a joke. Taking it back and will never buy another sony product again
January 3rd, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Wii yeah you have very good games but u now what?! Grand theft auto IV , God of war…ETC Damn they are very good games (im not defending sonny I WILL NOT BUY PSP GO) and you have good games too but some kids like ACTION not mario kart-.- that is your only problem I have my wii and its very good …….. Fck U Sonny Thats your only problem….Nintendo
January 8th, 2010 at 12:48 am
i made a mistake by buying this crappy psp. the speakers are gay. no youtube. wtf sony,dont you watch youtube? i should have gotten an ipodtouch. oh well.